"LOST GREEN SUITCASE, On 12th and mill Alley with clothes and handmade lazy susan, $50 Reward for returned items, If you have any information please contact Kelsey"
I don't fully understand this person's use of capital letters. I guess "Alley" is the important part of the proper name now. Yes, I know, it's a low blow to make fun of grammatical errors, but what else am I going to say about this? A lost lazy susan in a green suitcase? Makes you wonder what it's worth. Oh, right, fifty bucks.
I'm sure some bums found it, searched through it and took what they wanted. Now they are sitting in the bushes by the river dining in style, spinning that lazy susan around so the whole crew can get bites. Pinto beans, spin, navy beans, spin, lima beans, spin, black beans, spin, Boone's farm. It's great because Boone's can be the tasty beverage with supper and the dessert. Because hobos are really good at multi-tasking.
Thanks Tara for this one. Keep looking.
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