I don't have a hell of a lot to say about this. So I'm going to talk about other stuff. Also, just a quick warning; stay tuned to MISSING because the Sawyer Family is going on the road really soon, and that is when the good stories will come out. Before I forget them and then try to relate them after the fact, with all of the stretches of the truth I am prone to in my arrogant illusions about myself. I'm often wearing a cape or something and kicking eight dude's asses at once, flexing like Bruce Lee. OoooAhhhhh! HeeYa! Just punched your face off. Then I tackled a deer, put it in a choke hold and sold its kidney on the black market. Don't worry though. He woke up in the woods with nothing but a headache and a small scar. Because I'm also an excellent deer surgeon.
Anyway, The Sawyer Family starts a mini-tour with our new agency, Bucket City, Thursday February 3rd. It's just California for ten days, but don't worry rest of the country. We'll be there in March or April for the big tour, that is, if the US still exists and is not plunged into an ice age like that Dennis Quaid movie. I hear it's like that in some places right now, without the Jake Gyllllleehaauulllhhh, or whatever that guys name is. The fuck kind of name is that anyway? Here's the dates:
Thursday Feb 3rd - Chico CA, Lost on Main
Friday Feb 4th - Santa Cruz, CA, Coaster's Bowl, across from Lost Boys Amusement Park
Saturday Feb 5th - San Juan Capistrano, CA, Coconuts, that's somewhere between LA and San Diego
Sunday Feb 6th - SUPER BOWL - We didn't get that gig, so I'll be writing and not watching. Go Samurais (they're a team, right?)
Monday Feb 7th - Redwood Bar, Downtown LA, which is in California I think.
Tuesday Feb 8th - Stockton, CA, Blackwater
Thursday Feb 10th - Fresno, CA, Audie's Olympic (Yeah, I got a bronze in the olympics once. In javelin)
Saturday Feb 12th - Redding, CA, Bombay's. I thought it was Mumbai now. Hmmm....
If I got any of this wrong, then you figure it out. I'm not a publicist. Maybe a PUBEicist. I know, really mature huh?
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