She-Wolf of the NOLA

Yes, you read that right.  Wolf Tits 4 Mayor.  As promised, here's the biggest scandal in New Orleans since that other thing happened.  It had something to do with wind or something.  I don't know, I don't really follow the news.  Something about some chick named Krystal or Katherine, right?

Yup, here's Wolf Tits.  She's already got the endorsement of Jesse Ventura, Rod Blagojevich, and Dr. Phil, but that still leaves one more wolf tit to suckle.  Because she's a wolf, get it?  Now I've seen plenty of wolf tits in my time, and most of them have, like, six or eight or something, but I only see four here.  You must lose a couple wolf tits in the hybridization process.  Now, I know what you're thinking.  And no, there's nothing in the constitution about human/wolf hybrids running for office, so we must conclude that the founding fathers intended it.  Flawless logic, again.  Sometimes I amaze myself.  Maybe I should run for office, but I know all of you "birthers" out there would be all over it.  You see, I was born on a secret base on the dark side of the moon and, even though the American flag is up there, we don't own it...YET.  Suck it Russkies.

Thanks to Mr. Fox for scoping out this beautiful piece of art.  Wait, now I'm confused.  A fox photographing a she-wolf?  Ready to be even more confused?

Boggles the mind, don't it?  Like traveling to the fifth dimension on a cloud made of cotton candy, above marzipan valley.  Wait, what???