Alien Bugs? That's a Stretch.

This one is in horrible shape, and I apologize for the quality.  But I'll never apologize for the quality of my writing.  I'm a regular Ernest Hemingway, except that I don't really care for his writing.  Now I'm confused.  Like James Joyce.

"Lost Monday 8-11-08 NEAR Salmon & 15th & Col. Saunders Park, PLEASE BRING HOME OUR BOY!  He is a small-med build, black with grey tufts on his legs and neck, med-haired, has Humane Society tags on his turquoise collar and is very shy.  Also micro-chipped.  Please call us.  We want him back.  Reward."


Wait, he's micro-chipped?  Isn't that the reason you micro chip pets, so you can find them when they try to escape your primate clutches?  Just saying.

What's strange about this one is the little picture they pasted on here.  If you look very closely, there's a little black speck in the lower left.  (Get your bifocals out, blindy)  That's some kind of insect larvae that has eaten the edges of the picture.  So, what was so delicious about the picture?  My theory; alien bugs.  They don't have great eyesight, but they find cats delectable.  Ha, the alien bugs thought it was a real cat.  But really, the cat got eaten by some other alien bugs.  It's pure irony.  Wait, that's not really irony.  Hemingway strikes again.