What the Hell is That Thing?

All right.  It's not a missing poster, but if you lazy bastards read the introductory post, I said I was going to post strange things we've found on tour also.  So this qualifies.  Deal with it!

This is a terrifying cricket from the Florida Everglades.  We found it while exploring the Skunk Ape Research Center, and just had to play with it.  Because it's from the Cretaceous Period or something, and it's the closest we'll ever get to riding a Tyrannosaurus.  So marvel at its hot cricket body.  And also, read this for some of my more respectable writing.  The link is an article I wrote about the weird ass place.  It's kind of funny, but not as funny as your face.  Zing!
http://www.suite101.com/content/american-oddities---floridas-skunk-ape-research-center-a331811