Wait, A Person? That's Not Funny

Ok, the first missing person flier.  This one is really tiny, making me think they didn't really want to find her.  The text;

"Missing Person, Police in Edinburgh are appealing for information on the whereabouts of a 25-year-old woman who has been missing since June 2008.  Samantha Wright lived in Stevenson Drive in the Stenhouse area of Edinburgh but often frequented the city centre.  She is described as being white, of medium build, around 5 ft 6 ins tall, long brown wavy hair, pale complexion, dark brown eyes.  She often wore glasses and has an English accent.  Anyone who knows Samantha or has information on her whereabouts is asked to contact Lothian and Borders Police on the number below or Crimestoppers in confidence and complete anonymity"


Very professional, right?  So, obviously, somebody else gave us this poster.  The Sawyer Family has not been to Scotland yet.  They have Crimestoppers in Scotland?  Is it hooked up with Interpol or something?  I think I may be uncovering a great conspiracy here, the likes of which has not been seen since our reptilian overlords invented religion six thousand years ago.  Or maybe not.  But maybe so.


Thanks Christian.  Keep looking for posters in Edinburgh for us.  If you have time between crushing Englishman's skulls.