Welcome Newcomers

Howdy, folks.  Judge Sawyer here.  The Sawyer Family has finally decided to move into the modern age, and I, your humble servant, have been burdened with the weight of all of your expectations of us.  Introducing "Missing," the all new, shiny and fresh, Sawyer Family blog.  There's much more than just music here.  But there will be some of that too.  The premise is this; visual, often humorous accounts of our travels told through the strange artifacts we find.  You see, we have a nasty habit of swiping missing posters from telephone poles around the nation.  Also, oddities we've spotted.  During our travels around this massive country, we have found some real gems we'd like to share with you.  It's our way of remembering where we were.  And now, you can enjoy them as well.

Now I know what you are thinking; is it a morbid, despicable habit?  Probably.  But I retort; aren't we exposing these missing posters to a wider audience by showing them on the internet?  So why am I making fun of them on here?  Simple.  If we don't laugh at things on tour, we'd probably blow our brains out.  We do hope that little kid finds his lost kitty, but if he does or doesn't, we'll be a thousand miles away.  And in time, I'll open up the site and let you guys send me what you've found.  So don't photoshop shit and try to convince me you saw it on a pole in Omaha.  These are all real.  Tragic, yes.  Funny, usually.  I thought about calling it "Lost and Found," because that's kind of a pun, and puns are the funniest shit in the world lame.  Instead, "Missing" won out, because that's how we feel when we're on the road.   

So just relax.  I'm just getting started here, so keep checking back for more.  We'll try to post something at least once a day for you to enjoy.  Whether it's news about upcoming tours, recordings, new missing posters, or just general babble from us (being drunks), I promise you will be entertained.  If you're not, then your own missing poster just might show up on here in the future.  Threat?  No.  Oh, wait... I mean yes.