Goldenrod Paper? Why Do You Hate the Environment?

Sorry about the poor quality of this one, but no matter how much I've tried, I can't seem to perfect this weather machine to protect the integrity of the posters.  Also, it looks like somebody stepped on it.  I'm calling forensics right now to match up that shoe print.  Here's the text;

"Can't find my way home.  Brewski, 11 month old male lab/golden retriever mix, blue collar w/ blue tag."


Reading that made me thirsty.  I've probably had enough beer this weekend, though.  It's made me really emotional and all I can think about is how sad Brewski looks in that picture.  But also, how much I want to drink more brewski.  It's all very confusing.

Whoever made this flier; haven't you heard that goldenrod paper is no good for the environment.  Something about the ink makes the paper un-recyclable.  So it was probably karma.  Actually, I bet Brewski ran away to join Greenpeace, finally fed up with his Earth destroying human companions.  Always eating factory farmed meats, pesticide laden vegetables, buying disposable water bottles, printing stuff on goldenrod paper.  So it's a trade off.  Watch out Japanese whaling ships.  Brewski is coming for you.  And I hope he has an eyepatch and a pegleg.