But I Want to Pet It...

"Bison can weigh up to 2000 lbs, and sprint at 30 mph - about 3 times faster than you can run.  These animals may appear tame but are wild, unpredictable, and dangerous.  Do not approach bison!"


Psssh.  30 miles and hour.  I can run that.  With a sprained ankle.  Drunk.  And I'm bigger than that.  I weigh 4400 pounds, so there.  On the surface of the sun where I go for vacation!  But seriously check it out.  Here's the link.  http://www.exploratorium.edu/ronh/weight/index.html
Yeah.  I'm a nerd.

But really.  NO SHIT.  We found this in North Dakota and I have to ask; what's with you North Dakota?  You think I'm an idiot?  Well, I'm not, and I just proved it by not living in North Dakota.  POW!  Bet you feel bad about yourself now, huh?