"Lost Bird, Answers to Tweety. Lost on Sunday evening, August 10th. If you hear or see her, PLEASE call"
If you didn't get the reference in the title, the bird's name is Tweety. Remember? Sylvester was always trying to catch Tweety Bird? Tweety's owners really should have known something was up when that sweet talking, lisping cat-man in a suit showed up at the door to inspect the plumbing or whatever. But really, when does a bird answer to anything? Also, how do you lose a bird? Don't they just fly away? And if you clipped his wings, what, did he walk out? Or waddle? What kind of a bird is this anyway? Would anyone be able to recognize him by hearing him? The questions never stop. Was he a victim of the massive bird die-offs recently. Sorry, but I think the odds of finding Tweety are not so great. I know what you're going to say; "you're dethpicable." Am I right?
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